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    <state txt="Another day..." id="welcome">
      <choice txt="...another terrorist dead.">
        <state txt="Hell yeah! Bring it on..."/>
      </choice>
      <choice txt="...another dollar.">
        <state txt="Eye on the prize...">
          <choice txt="...a promotion">
            <state txt="Grind, level-up, grind... like Warcraft, without the craft." id="promotion"/>
          </choice>
          <choice txt="...a shiny new toy">
            <state txt="I'll stop by GameZone on payday. Give me something to do with the kid, too."/>
          </choice>
        </state>
      </choice>
      <choice txt="...another step closer to my grave.">
        <state txt="At least it won't be as quick as stepping on an IED">
          <choice txt="though at least then I'd die a hero."/>
          <choice txt="Rest in peace, Markus."/>
        </state>
      </choice>
    </state>
    <state txt="And what was that fucked up dream about?" id="nightmare" data="nightmare">
      <choice txt="Dreams reveal a lot...">
        <state txt="Maybe I want...">
          <choice txt="...to be punished.">
            <state txt="Thou shalt not etc. etc." data="deep"/>
            <state txt="I'm just following orders, my Lord."/>
          </choice>
          <choice txt="...to escape.">
            <state txt="I wanna be the guy in those recruiting commercials" data="deep"/>
            <state txt="not this middle class shmuck."/>
          </choice>
          <choice txt="...to face the enemy.">
            <state txt="Instead of dispensing" data="deep"/>
            <state txt="death from above."/>
          </choice>
        </state>
      </choice>
      <choice txt="It's the Taliban timezone. Fucks up the sleep, gives you weird pointless dreams."/>
    </state>
    <state txt="Ah, shaving..." id="shaving" data="shaving">
      <choice txt="...what a delight.">
        <state txt="Rediscovering your face every morning...">
          <choice txt="Making order out of chaos.">
            <state txt="Babyface: no nicks, cuts or burns..."/>
            <state txt="Shaving has become a lost art." link="college"/>
          </choice>
          <choice txt="My deepest and finest thoughts bloom while I'm shaving...">
            <state txt="And the shallowest too." link="college"/>
          </choice>
          <choice txt="A glorious male tradition passed down from father to son.">
            <state txt="Easy and yet challenging every time." link="civilization"/>
          </choice>
        </state>
      </choice>
      <choice txt="...what a tedious duty.">
        <state txt="And dangerous, too.">
          <choice txt="One false move...">
            <state txt="And I become a mask of blood."/>
            <state txt="Probably why those pussy cowards have beards." link="civilization"/>
          </choice>
          <choice txt="I sometimes pretend it's a game...">
            <state txt="A clear goal, a limited set of actions  "/>
            <state txt="and immediate but not definitive punishments for your mistakes." link="college"/>
          </choice>
          <choice txt="Gotta be careful...">
            <state txt="Downward. Not too slow. Not too fast." link="college"/>
          </choice>
        </state>
      </choice>
      <choice txt="...what a challenge.">
        <state txt="Those beardos aren't up for it."/>
        <state txt="Lazy savages." link="civilization"/>
      </choice>
    </state>
    <state txt="Haven't had a beard since college." id="college">
      <choice txt="Back when I first met Kath...">
        <state txt="She loved it. I was her mountain man."/>
        <state txt="Now my 5 o'clock shadow turns her off."/>
        <state txt="What the fuck happened to us?" data="deep"/>
      </choice>
      <choice txt="Fuckin' terrorists have ruined that too.">
        <state txt="Just like the gays ruined mustaches."/>
        <state txt="A cop can still pull it off."/>
      </choice>
      <choice txt="Mikey would think it was funny.">
        <state txt="When he was tiny he loved getting tickled by the stubble."/>
        <state txt="Feels weird kissing him now."/>
      </choice>
    </state>
    <state txt="Shaving is civilization." id="civilization">
      <choice txt="The face we present to the world...">
        <state txt="is carefully groomed and excised"/>
        <state txt="of any unruly growths."/>
      </choice>
      <choice txt="Civilization needs to be maintained.">
        <state txt="on a daily basis."/>
        <state txt="It's not an absolute state." data="deep"/>
      </choice>
      <choice txt="Look at the vikings.">
        <state txt="It wasn't until they started shaving that they discovered"/>
        <state txt="that most effective method of world domination: Ikea."/>
      </choice>
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